My super power is blowing shit up with my mind.
How? I was pushed out of a plane in mid-flight and landed in a vat of nuclear waste. I was then run over by a truck filled with nuclear waste. It crashed and leak nuclear waste all over me. Finally, I was struck down by a nuclear warhead. After all this, I survived!
Where? The Nuclear Power Plant in Springfield, USA
Why? God realized how friggin' awesome I am and decided to give me this power and to abuse it in every conceivable way.
When? Flying on plane to Cancun
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